My Life According to Google.

[fey_fire]

Type in the following and choose the first choice...

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Rory needs to get to Australia!

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Rory looks like he wants to kick my ass. (But I don't even know you!)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Rory does Windows Mobile Development. (Ah ... no.)

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Rory hates your extended network view more.

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Rory goes to church?! (You don't need to sound quite so shocked, thank you ...)

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Rory loves ... Dean. (I'm pretty sure this is TV related. ;) )

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Rory eats a banana. (...)

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Rory has Facebook now!

9: Type in "[your name] can" in Google Search:
Rory can't fail. (That's nice and encouraging.)

10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Rory will be leaving! (*bows and exits*)

I guess that means Rory has left the building?

Comments

[verbal-vomit-1.livejournal.com]

Bet your results woulda been different if you typed in first and last name OMG.

[fey-fire.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely sure I want to know what those results would be, lass.

... mmph. Especially when the first item that comes up is a tabloid website. No thank you.

[verbal-vomit-1.livejournal.com]

...there is also a lot of weirdass icky...your fans are insane. Not in a good way.

They fill me with a serious case of the scared.

[margieinmontana.livejournal.com]

Number seven sounds like fun.